Oh God, I should be writing right now

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nintendoggystyle:

you can get addicted to a certain kind of website

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infinitetransit:

how to walk like a queen [x]

Weird. This is actually what I do before I walk into the office every morning. 


Via Infinite Transit

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dudewheresmymuse: not my pic, but accurate :) Via 73 x 5 Sunrises

dudewheresmymuse:

not my pic, but accurate :)


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deletethestars: datkarkatass: thats a lot of daves we are all from different instances in timei just forgot my password and subsequently had to make a few new accounts  Via under the sheets Zoom

deletethestars:

datkarkatass:

thats a lot of daves

we are all from different instances in time
i just forgot my password and subsequently 
had to make a few new accounts 


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Two Steps to a Bikini-Ready Body

louque:

agonyoftheleaves:

princessnaphthalene:

1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.”

2. Don bikini.

yes!

<3

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Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.

– Chinese Proverb (via yogachocolatelove) Via Infinite Transit
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TIME AGAIN: CUSTOM HOMESTUCK T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY!

corgay:

THANKS FOR 600 FOLLOWERS!!!

reusing the pictures from last time because i’m a lazy piece of shit

Again, shirts of your desire, prprrprpprrprr

RULES:

3 reblogs and 1 like.

We can discuss shipping, otherwise i’m picking the cheapest shit

you don’t have to follow me but if you do we can be friends and i can touch your face and breakdown crying because of our beautiful internet connection

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ogremom:

i was going to make a post all like “i get that everyone has different taste in comics but if you arent reading gunshow what are you even doing with your life” but then i realized i had to add in three word phrase too and nedroid and johnny wander and all the archives of achewood and pretty much every comic too, i am in love with all the comics

Via ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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liquid-stars: ah. Via Cat Blog Zoom

liquid-stars:

ah.

(Source: bookofhorrors)


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  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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